even moooore poetrees by the skillful sir anoneemouse.

GATORS AND SUMMERTIME BY OWEN KLINE

OH MISTER GATOR

YOU AND YOUR LITTLE

BABY ANGELGATORS WEARING SUNGLASSES

  SUNBATHING LIKES THERES NO WATER

YOUR FACE IS YOUR NOSE NO IT AINT

GREEN AS THE SUN

SQUEEZE BOTTLE LOTION GIVE ME A TAN

GATORS IN THE WIN TERTIMES BY GIOVANII BIRDSINGING

OH MISTER GATOR

PACKING YOUR BAGS FOR A WINTERS TRIP

     DONT GET THE SNOWY BLUES ON YOUR PENIS YOU RASCAL

SPRINGTIME FOR GATOR

BY LARDVAARK

OH MISTER GATOR

STAY FOR SPRING MY DEAR

VAGINAL LIQUID SOAK IS ONLY TEMPORARY

THE BLUE SOAP IS FOR YOUR INSERTION AND NECESSARY FOR FLUID

TO FLOW CORRECTLY

SOAP NEEDS A HOME IN THE WINTERS NIGHT NO IT DOESNT CAVEMEN STAY FOR WINTER

anomomomous poetrees

FARMER JOHN'S ANTLERS FOR REBA BY OWEN J. SPRINGSTON

Nature is a beautiful ugly, 

in it's GLORY BARES A SWAMP RIDDEN MOLE

WITHOUT A LITTLE NEST OF HATCH ITS STOCKINGS

BRAIN BRAIN GO AWAY COME AGAIN WHEN IM MISSING NO's

      antlers of farmer john aint have no beauty in winter

DOGGIES BOGGIES CUDDLY FROGGIES SAT ON MY WINDOW SILL

FOR MONTHS READINGS OF MY WORK DONT HAPPEN

BECAUSE THE ONLY PERSON WHO SEEN IT IS YOU NOT ME

    HES NOT NICE THAT GRIZZLY ADAMS

MY ANGLE (angel) wings by josemeir froggllette

NO NO NO NO NO WAIT NOT THE DOG AGAIN HE ESCAPED THE BARN NONO

   NO TIME FOR WORRYIN AUNT MAY GOT TOO MANY BARRELS OF SNOWMOBILES

  BIRTHDAYS ONLY COME THRICE A YEAR

WINTER SPRING FALL BIRTHDAYS DONT COME

THE LITTLE PRINCESS HOKATONIA BY JAMES MATHERSAUCE ING

LITTLE HONKATONIA

SO BLOODY IN YOUR STEEP BOOTS A KIT FLY AWAY

     WHY DIDNT  YOU LISTEN WHEN I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE 

          WEASEL

THANK YOU EVERYONE.

a robot poem by anonymous

  ASPHALT BAT-MAN

SKATEBOARDING KITTY CALIGO BIRD

SURFBOARDIN' DOGGIE

ANGRY PELICAN

NAUGHTY BOX OF LEMONS IN AN UNCLES POCKET

BIRDS ARE NOT SOLDIERS MR. VB

      WEAPONS ARE MADE FOR DOGGIES

      AND DOGGIES ARE PETS

        PEOPLE MAKE THE WEAPONS

USE THEM THEMSELVESSSSSSSSSSSSS

CHICKENS DONT WEAR SWEATERS IN SUMMER OR SPRING

DOGGIES BIRDS AIRPLANES HERDS BIRDS WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSRODWOSDOSXWODOW

TWEETYBIRD POPSICLE

BOSKO BOOBAH DOODAH BAH

RAINBOW SAXOPHONES

KITTIES ARE THE WORD ON THE 

STREET FEET MEAT

ARBITRARY AIRPLANE TO HECK

RIDIN' ME TO HAPPY WORLD FOR SMURFLUV

AUNT MOMOMO AINT A WOMAN

   ITS A WAY OF LIFE

DOGGIEKITTY

MONEY IS A THING DOGGIES USE

BUT DONT OR ELSE THE ECONOMY

WOULD BE BONES AND CHEW TOYS

           ORANGE SANDWICH MADE OF

      SILVER SURFER ASS CHEEKS

   BABOONS HAVE NO WHISKERS

AINT NO LOVE LIKE THE LOVE OF A BICENTENNIAL MAMMALLLLL

SHEEPS WOOL FOR THE AARDVARK IN MY HEAD TO CUDDLE AND SNIFF

SOMEONES LOOKING ON MY BUTT

IF JESUS LOOKING OUT FOR ME 

WHOSE LOOKING OUT FOR HIM.

BUGS BUNNY'S UGLY NEPHEW.

ralph.

NO ITS PEPPERMINT ANGELS NAMED GABAYEAH

NO ONE IS PRETTY

LOOKING AT BIRDS AINT NICE

MAKES ME THINK OF UGLY FEATHERED SHIT

THEY DONT KNOW WE IS WATCHING THEIR UGLY SHIT

SO THEY DONT DO NO MORE DANCING IN THE WINTERS NITE

UGLY FARMER JOHN DONT HAVE NO TEETH SO HE STEAL THE COWS ONIONS.

Discussing Nicolaus Copernicus`vast body of work, including the ever popular text, Commentarioilus.

BLUEEERRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHTITSTITSTITSTITSBLUSTEEEEEEEEEHHSTEEEEEEHHH

UGHCHIMPYCHIMPYSONTHELOOSEFUCKAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

ILUVGIRAFFFS

KIDSWITHNONECKAREWITHOUTNOHANDS

On the topic of Anton Chekov.

Lordylordylordylordylordylordylordylordylordylordy!!!!!!!IOWNAGUNMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMROOOOOOBOTBROOBOTROOOBTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

POPSIKLEZRULEILUVTHEMOMGTHEYARELIKESOOOOOKKEEEEWWWWLLLLIKEILOVEWHWHENTHEYGET

STUKTOMYFEETANDBROWNMOUTHANDTEETHANDLIKEWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

happy things i forgot to mention...

in the last post i left out a couple of happy happy haaaappy things i wanted to mention!

stupid me!

here they are:

robots,

commas,

the 2 asian girls i saw wearing sweatshirts that said "I (picture of Mickey Mouse head) NY" on the steps of the Met,

tototototoro,

i mickey mouse drama,

friends that are never mean and will sleep on the couch with you because you are schizofrenic and afraid of the room with the beds,

understanding things,

robots,

commas,

being repetitive,

confusing people,

confusing non-existent people,

having no one read your blog,

being able to write whatever i want because no one reads this!,

BKAJDFALKJFEKFJAELKJF,

ROAAOAOAAAR,

no one will ever know!,

teehee, secrets,

secrets,

secrets,

love,

special cat girl!

today is the day

today is a day to talk about lots of joyful things in the world! like when a bunch of people you love are in the same room with each other and have no idea that you love all of them!  or like special days when you come home and hug your furniture.

i realized that real nature looks so fake.  the thing is, when you see real nature, you associate it with the fake nature, like the backrounds that come with your cellphone with pictures of mountains and stuff.  When i saw real nature i was like, NO WAY MAN.

it's a crazy crazy world, innit?

POSTYWOSTY!

i don't want to go a day without posting

so i would like to update you 

by saying

I HAVE BEGUN THE COLLECTION OF ROBOT DRAWINGS!

woohoo!

will be posted soon.

Free Lifetime Supply of Air...

It has been brought to my attention that my offer of a Free Lifetime Supply of Air as a prize for winning the robot contest, may cause a couple of lawsuits if something extreme were to happen.

Owen mentioned to me a situation that may look like this:

The winner flies out to the moon without a spacesuit and dies thinking that my air supply will last him/her in space.

Visual Aid:

muziks for roh-bits

http://36-15-moog.blogspot.com

Day 2, Post 4.

As you may have noticed, I, special cat girl, am not the only contributor to this beautiful blog, but Owen has joined me in posting wonderful poems about robot tits.

Anyhoo, I just wanted to say thank you to Owen for his glorious (and sexy) poetic contribution, and I would also like to announce my new robot project.  I'm going to get all the people I know who like to draw to draw me an awesome (and sexy) picture of a robot, and I am going to scan them all in and post them and the winner gets a prize!  The prize is a lifetime supply of air.

robot tits to the maxx

A poem by me.

----------------

Oh oh dear

My tiny baby robot tits to the maxx

But a lemon sprinkle upon the Bat-man's blossoming bosom

If the clouds of Hercules did lemon sprinkle upon the milk of great Boo Berry's teat

The mountanous goat of yonder did he ever reach

the robot tits to the maxx

Little beep-boop-bops pitter-plunk upon my robot's little vaginal district

A kind of eroticism only aluminum foil can endure

But a pitter pat of the huneysuckle upon the teat of a robot mama

Milking the living fuck out of her blossoming melontits

From the monks of April

Till the dawn of joy and candy cane urethras 

Gort's fellow friends doth state;

"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"

To prevent destruction of thy tittious earth,

And beyond the trees,

Gort's vats of jumblying urine,

Do speak the spack of spotted weasel breasted testicles

Hanging above the ever nuturing blobbousphere of the planet.

I do wish upon these tittums,

Til the day they implodered the plants of Bornio.

-c.c. boggleywumpus-maher-ni-hannn.

okay you know what

don't be hatin'

because robots have feelings too

sort of.

-g

What is Robot Loving?

You came to this blog because you are a special person with needs.

You need to read about robot loving, because you like children and you like machines.

You might know someone named Greta.

If you do, she must be pretty awesome.  Because her name is awesome.

I personally believe that robot-love is natural.  

You can't stop love between two beings, even if one is controlled by wires.

I love robots, and you should love them too!

Go to robotloving.blogspot.com to see sexy pictures of robots and hear about everything special in the world (like music and movies, possibly about robots).

But not everything here is about robot love, per se.

I might just post a link to a website I like, or a picture of me in Disney World.

BECAUSE IT'S A BLOG, THAT'S WHY!

also, after this post, i'm a little burnt out on the word "robot".

love,

greta.