Saturday, August 16, 2008

even moooore poetrees by the skillful sir anoneemouse.

GATORS AND SUMMERTIME BY OWEN KLINE

OH MISTER GATOR
YOU AND YOUR LITTLE
BABY ANGELGATORS WEARING SUNGLASSES
  SUNBATHING LIKES THERES NO WATER
YOUR FACE IS YOUR NOSE NO IT AINT
GREEN AS THE SUN
SQUEEZE BOTTLE LOTION GIVE ME A TAN

GATORS IN THE WIN TERTIMES BY GIOVANII BIRDSINGING
OH MISTER GATOR
PACKING YOUR BAGS FOR A WINTERS TRIP
     DONT GET THE SNOWY BLUES ON YOUR PENIS YOU RASCAL

SPRINGTIME FOR GATOR
BY LARDVAARK

OH MISTER GATOR
STAY FOR SPRING MY DEAR
VAGINAL LIQUID SOAK IS ONLY TEMPORARY
THE BLUE SOAP IS FOR YOUR INSERTION AND NECESSARY FOR FLUID
TO FLOW CORRECTLY
SOAP NEEDS A HOME IN THE WINTERS NIGHT NO IT DOESNT CAVEMEN STAY FOR WINTER

anomomomous poetrees

FARMER JOHN'S ANTLERS FOR REBA BY OWEN J. SPRINGSTON

Nature is a beautiful ugly, 
in it's GLORY BARES A SWAMP RIDDEN MOLE
WITHOUT A LITTLE NEST OF HATCH ITS STOCKINGS
BRAIN BRAIN GO AWAY COME AGAIN WHEN IM MISSING NO's
      antlers of farmer john aint have no beauty in winter
DOGGIES BOGGIES CUDDLY FROGGIES SAT ON MY WINDOW SILL
FOR MONTHS READINGS OF MY WORK DONT HAPPEN
BECAUSE THE ONLY PERSON WHO SEEN IT IS YOU NOT ME
    HES NOT NICE THAT GRIZZLY ADAMS


MY ANGLE (angel) wings by josemeir froggllette

NO NO NO NO NO WAIT NOT THE DOG AGAIN HE ESCAPED THE BARN NONO

   NO TIME FOR WORRYIN AUNT MAY GOT TOO MANY BARRELS OF SNOWMOBILES
  BIRTHDAYS ONLY COME THRICE A YEAR
WINTER SPRING FALL BIRTHDAYS DONT COME

THE LITTLE PRINCESS HOKATONIA BY JAMES MATHERSAUCE ING
LITTLE HONKATONIA
SO BLOODY IN YOUR STEEP BOOTS A KIT FLY AWAY
     WHY DIDNT  YOU LISTEN WHEN I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE 
          WEASEL


THANK YOU EVERYONE.

a robot poem by anonymous

  ASPHALT BAT-MAN
SKATEBOARDING KITTY CALIGO BIRD
SURFBOARDIN' DOGGIE
ANGRY PELICAN
NAUGHTY BOX OF LEMONS IN AN UNCLES POCKET
BIRDS ARE NOT SOLDIERS MR. VB
      WEAPONS ARE MADE FOR DOGGIES
      AND DOGGIES ARE PETS
        PEOPLE MAKE THE WEAPONS
USE THEM THEMSELVESSSSSSSSSSSSS
CHICKENS DONT WEAR SWEATERS IN SUMMER OR SPRING
DOGGIES BIRDS AIRPLANES HERDS BIRDS WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSRODWOSDOSXWODOW

TWEETYBIRD POPSICLE
BOSKO BOOBAH DOODAH BAH
RAINBOW SAXOPHONES
KITTIES ARE THE WORD ON THE 
STREET FEET MEAT



ARBITRARY AIRPLANE TO HECK
RIDIN' ME TO HAPPY WORLD FOR SMURFLUV
AUNT MOMOMO AINT A WOMAN
   ITS A WAY OF LIFE
DOGGIEKITTY
MONEY IS A THING DOGGIES USE
BUT DONT OR ELSE THE ECONOMY
WOULD BE BONES AND CHEW TOYS
           ORANGE SANDWICH MADE OF
      SILVER SURFER ASS CHEEKS
   BABOONS HAVE NO WHISKERS

AINT NO LOVE LIKE THE LOVE OF A BICENTENNIAL MAMMALLLLL
SHEEPS WOOL FOR THE AARDVARK IN MY HEAD TO CUDDLE AND SNIFF
SOMEONES LOOKING ON MY BUTT
IF JESUS LOOKING OUT FOR ME 
WHOSE LOOKING OUT FOR HIM.
BUGS BUNNY'S UGLY NEPHEW.
ralph.
NO ITS PEPPERMINT ANGELS NAMED GABAYEAH
NO ONE IS PRETTY

LOOKING AT BIRDS AINT NICE
MAKES ME THINK OF UGLY FEATHERED SHIT
THEY DONT KNOW WE IS WATCHING THEIR UGLY SHIT
SO THEY DONT DO NO MORE DANCING IN THE WINTERS NITE
UGLY FARMER JOHN DONT HAVE NO TEETH SO HE STEAL THE COWS ONIONS.