happy things i forgot to mention...

in the last post i left out a couple of happy happy haaaappy things i wanted to mention!

stupid me!

here they are:

robots,

commas,

the 2 asian girls i saw wearing sweatshirts that said "I (picture of Mickey Mouse head) NY" on the steps of the Met,

tototototoro,

i mickey mouse drama,

friends that are never mean and will sleep on the couch with you because you are schizofrenic and afraid of the room with the beds,

understanding things,

robots,

commas,

being repetitive,

confusing people,

confusing non-existent people,

having no one read your blog,

being able to write whatever i want because no one reads this!,

BKAJDFALKJFEKFJAELKJF,

ROAAOAOAAAR,

no one will ever know!,

teehee, secrets,

secrets,

secrets,

love,

special cat girl!

today is the day

today is a day to talk about lots of joyful things in the world! like when a bunch of people you love are in the same room with each other and have no idea that you love all of them!  or like special days when you come home and hug your furniture.

i realized that real nature looks so fake.  the thing is, when you see real nature, you associate it with the fake nature, like the backrounds that come with your cellphone with pictures of mountains and stuff.  When i saw real nature i was like, NO WAY MAN.

it's a crazy crazy world, innit?

POSTYWOSTY!

i don't want to go a day without posting

so i would like to update you 

by saying

I HAVE BEGUN THE COLLECTION OF ROBOT DRAWINGS!

woohoo!

will be posted soon.

Free Lifetime Supply of Air...

It has been brought to my attention that my offer of a Free Lifetime Supply of Air as a prize for winning the robot contest, may cause a couple of lawsuits if something extreme were to happen.

Owen mentioned to me a situation that may look like this:

The winner flies out to the moon without a spacesuit and dies thinking that my air supply will last him/her in space.

Visual Aid:

muziks for roh-bits

http://36-15-moog.blogspot.com

Day 2, Post 4.

As you may have noticed, I, special cat girl, am not the only contributor to this beautiful blog, but Owen has joined me in posting wonderful poems about robot tits.

Anyhoo, I just wanted to say thank you to Owen for his glorious (and sexy) poetic contribution, and I would also like to announce my new robot project.  I'm going to get all the people I know who like to draw to draw me an awesome (and sexy) picture of a robot, and I am going to scan them all in and post them and the winner gets a prize!  The prize is a lifetime supply of air.

robot tits to the maxx

A poem by me.

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Oh oh dear

My tiny baby robot tits to the maxx

But a lemon sprinkle upon the Bat-man's blossoming bosom

If the clouds of Hercules did lemon sprinkle upon the milk of great Boo Berry's teat

The mountanous goat of yonder did he ever reach

the robot tits to the maxx

Little beep-boop-bops pitter-plunk upon my robot's little vaginal district

A kind of eroticism only aluminum foil can endure

But a pitter pat of the huneysuckle upon the teat of a robot mama

Milking the living fuck out of her blossoming melontits

From the monks of April

Till the dawn of joy and candy cane urethras 

Gort's fellow friends doth state;

"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"

To prevent destruction of thy tittious earth,

And beyond the trees,

Gort's vats of jumblying urine,

Do speak the spack of spotted weasel breasted testicles

Hanging above the ever nuturing blobbousphere of the planet.

I do wish upon these tittums,

Til the day they implodered the plants of Bornio.

-c.c. boggleywumpus-maher-ni-hannn.