Saturday, August 16, 2008

a robot poem by anonymous

  ASPHALT BAT-MAN
SKATEBOARDING KITTY CALIGO BIRD
SURFBOARDIN' DOGGIE
ANGRY PELICAN
NAUGHTY BOX OF LEMONS IN AN UNCLES POCKET
BIRDS ARE NOT SOLDIERS MR. VB
      WEAPONS ARE MADE FOR DOGGIES
      AND DOGGIES ARE PETS
        PEOPLE MAKE THE WEAPONS
USE THEM THEMSELVESSSSSSSSSSSSS
CHICKENS DONT WEAR SWEATERS IN SUMMER OR SPRING
DOGGIES BIRDS AIRPLANES HERDS BIRDS WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSRODWOSDOSXWODOW

TWEETYBIRD POPSICLE
BOSKO BOOBAH DOODAH BAH
RAINBOW SAXOPHONES
KITTIES ARE THE WORD ON THE 
STREET FEET MEAT



ARBITRARY AIRPLANE TO HECK
RIDIN' ME TO HAPPY WORLD FOR SMURFLUV
AUNT MOMOMO AINT A WOMAN
   ITS A WAY OF LIFE
DOGGIEKITTY
MONEY IS A THING DOGGIES USE
BUT DONT OR ELSE THE ECONOMY
WOULD BE BONES AND CHEW TOYS
           ORANGE SANDWICH MADE OF
      SILVER SURFER ASS CHEEKS
   BABOONS HAVE NO WHISKERS

AINT NO LOVE LIKE THE LOVE OF A BICENTENNIAL MAMMALLLLL
SHEEPS WOOL FOR THE AARDVARK IN MY HEAD TO CUDDLE AND SNIFF
SOMEONES LOOKING ON MY BUTT
IF JESUS LOOKING OUT FOR ME 
WHOSE LOOKING OUT FOR HIM.
BUGS BUNNY'S UGLY NEPHEW.
ralph.
NO ITS PEPPERMINT ANGELS NAMED GABAYEAH
NO ONE IS PRETTY

LOOKING AT BIRDS AINT NICE
MAKES ME THINK OF UGLY FEATHERED SHIT
THEY DONT KNOW WE IS WATCHING THEIR UGLY SHIT
SO THEY DONT DO NO MORE DANCING IN THE WINTERS NITE
UGLY FARMER JOHN DONT HAVE NO TEETH SO HE STEAL THE COWS ONIONS.

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